Having Fun with WORDS episode 2

A.C.E - A Crappy Effort

A.T.M - All The Madness

B.U.R.M.A - Bloody Uncle raped my Aunt

C.E.O - Chief Eating Officer

C.F.C - Control Flying Cars

C.I.A - Completely Insane Architects

C.R.A.P - Carnivorous Rabbits Attacking Police

F.A.R.T - Fight Against Rude Teachers / Federal Association for Retarded Teachers

G.A.P - Girls Are Powerless

G.L.O.W - Gay , Lesbian Or Whatever

Having Fun with WORDS episode 1

This is NEW thing where I made funny abbreviations from words.

G.A.S - Give A Sh!t

S.H.I.T - Super High Intensity Training

I.M.P - I M Pro

A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S - A Crazy Roundup Of Nonsense You Must See

AARGH! - All Accidents Are Gonna Hurt !

A.B.C - A Brainless Clerk

A.B.C.D.E.F.G - A Boy Can Destroy Every Fckin Girl

A.D.I.D.A.S - All Day I Dream About Shit

A.I.D.S - American Invention to Discourage Sex

A.S.A.P - As Slow As Possible

Wayne Rooney

People call him fat , people call him stupid , but he is the best player in the world in the moment.Awesome passing combined with his aggression and technique made him known as the England Maradona.Real Madrid are preparing a 60 million bid for him while Barcelona should be able to break the transfer record with a 99 million bid.Since Ronaldo's departure. Rooney had begun to step out of the shadow and cement himself as the most important player for ManUnited.Topping the scoring charts currently with 21 goals , equalling his best ever scoring record in the Premier League.

10th Air Scout Debut

Today i joined Scout.First day and already I need to sweep and mop the floor.Curse Batman and his bats for pooping all around the scout den.Move on the welcome ceremony , which i made a brief introduction of myself then time for people to ask silly questions.Jia Hao questioned me if I was a Gay.There are 6 groups - Falcon , Merlin , Gannet , Swift , Hawk and Eagle.I was elected to Falcon! I am gonna join Zi Sheng the PL.First day and i learned the 3 basic knots , Scout Law and Scout Promise.Then moved on to the fun part - GAMES.first game the One Legged Cock Fight.Each group need send a representative and he must stand on one foot and bang others with only his shoulder till the opposition's other foot touch the ground.Most pity one is Seong Wei , teased and bullied...T.T.Merlin and Falcon dominated this game.Then moved on to Fireman game where one representative from one group must carry a his members to a specific location.I am the carrier.Falcon wins 1st place!!!Then we play a game called :" Search objects taht starts with A-Z".You probably know what it is.Then the most "jing zhang" moment.We played Penalty Shoot-Out.When its my turn to kick people like Ivan , Jia Hao , Jin Hui and Seong Wei said if i missed then i love somebody......Then " Jie Guo " I really missed cause i kicked too bloody high.Nevermind...at least Zi Sheng the pro missed too.But i made it up to my team by the only goalie to save 6/7 penalties , therefore earning my team alot of points.Then Ivan 's turn , we pressure him again with the same bet he used on me.He did not miss the 1st one but missed the 2nd one..Hehhe....Yet again , We dominated.Scout Master announced the winner - Falcon surprisingly!!!!We had 43 points , we had a 15 points margin with the runner - up!!!Cool...Actually after scout , i planned to go Davidson but I go Times Square with sister...Teehee!!

Salution

okok...i admit....the one who edited the blog title was brilliant.....an inspirational one....Thanks to **** *** ****.dun ask me who it is because it is easy to guess....Tomolo is Friday...that means 1230 school dismiss!!!go home computer everyday!!


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