Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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WARNING:Girl viewers discretion are advised.This post is inappropriate to girls who are under 13.Should your room pressure change throughout this post,oxygen mask will be dispensed above your seat.Make sure you secure your own mask before assisting your friends because your life is more important. The goal of this post is to increase the vocabulary and knowledge of every kid , parent , uncle , aunty , cat , dog and so on.Today's word is FOOTBALL.Football is originated from the word Foot , which derived from the word Ball , which comes from the word Fish Balls.But in other words it means FUN.Football is the most frequently used word throughout the world.It is used in countries such as Australia , Hawaii , South America ,South part of South America and the Moon.Football was known as the most elegant and beautiful of all sports.With football , you can solve anything.Example: If you are chased by a ferocious dog with sharp canine tooth and terrifying claws , you can blast a football towards that stupid dog.Believe me , that dog's face will be flat forever!It is also very convenient and ''versatile''.You can use it as a decoration , distraction , an item for ''Show and Tell'' , to attract people or as self-defense against bullies which I called them the descendants of SHAUN TAN the Sheep.So ''kids'',try to kick the a ball as hard as you can if you got a chance because your mother will surely smack you in the face for breaking her vases.

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